![]() Gods, he/she (caster's gender) is so hot. The image of a person slowly taking off their clothes, followed by shy kissing and then a beautiful love scene at night by a fireplace. Somebody playing and replaying a game of dragonchess in their heads. I just need rope, a pineapple, several iron rods and firewood. Thank goodness nobody has realized it's me, I'm completely alone. Sniggering 'Nobody ever realizes I'm the Prince.'Īt last, my most evil plan is coming to fruition. The explosive rune should go off in 10.9. Thoughts register as a dull roaring sound, followed by a whisper from a voice that manages to be sonorous and rasping- Hello wizard.' The target continues to talk blithely as your mind fills with the roaring and a demented laughter.'īoy it'd be a shame if somebody found the horde of gold I dug here last night. do I look weird? Smile, nod, look at the lips not the eyes, oh man that's a lot of nosehair. (Caster) is looking at me kind of weird right now. Turkey leg maybe? (if PC is kenku or aacrakocra) I wonder what this one would taste like? Is it cannibalism if they're a bird person? Oh gross, that (PC spellcaster's race) has a bit of spinach stuck in his/her teeth.īread, butter, cheese, vegetables, a new cooking skillet.damn, what else was there?ĭoes anyone really wonder why there are no half dwarves? Ah I used to be an adventure like that! Until I took an arrow to the knee. Expect vigorous out-of-character discussion soon after). It makes no sense! Who the hell pronounces it tomato! (With the DM's choice as to which pronunciation will most set off the party. Half of me wants to know what happened last night while I was drunk and the other half knows I should save time and just leave town and never come back.Ĭan this guy read my thoughts? AHHHHH. I wonder how long this is all going to take? He will be waiting for me I wonder if I could wangle his magic dagger? If he says that one more time I am going to scream. ![]() I wonder if- BY THE GODS SOMEONE HELP.Įrotic thoughts about the user of the spell. Something doesn't feel right about this place. What if she didn't? What if she thinks I'm a loser? Oh, gods. It went well, right? I hope she liked me. (repeated up until the user identifies the threat) Oh I'm going to befuddle those adventurers so hard!ĭid I just step in feces? Wait, is that brain matter? I was hoping to repair it, but I just had to see someone before I had the chance to. I’m sure they’ve seen the tear in my cloak already. I really need to get this conversation over with - I have to meet with the boss in a little while. ![]() I've seen this person in my dreams every night for 5 years. How do you tell someone they are married to a Gold Dragon? I just can't get that image of the elf and halfling together out of mind. If these people bring up my embezzlement, just lie like hell and head for the next town first thing tomorow.' One hundred different things your NPC might be thinking! d100
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